Friday, 2 August 2013

Funniest responses to simple questions (Teaching English as a Foreign Language)

Me: What's your favourite fruit?
Student: No.
Me: You don't like fruit?
Student: Yes.
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Me: Imagine you can be the Paramount Leader of China for one day. What would you do?
Student: No.
Me: You wouldn't want to be the leader?
Student: Yes.
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Me: ... Imagine you have to be the Paramount Leader of China for one day. What would you do?
Student: Sleep.
Me: And after you wake up?
Student: Eat.
Me: What would you eat?
Student: Maybe some fruit.